JOKES!!
Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to
ChuBeng's son, Aloysius ...
Aloy :
Why is making love soenjoyable ?PCK :
Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws,same like when you dig your nosewith your finger mah !------------------------------------------
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Aloy :
Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?PCK :
Of course woman lah ! When you digdig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?----------------------------
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Aloy :
Why do women hate it when they get raped ?PCK :
Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along theload(road),den someone come overand dig your nose, you like ornot ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah---------------------------------
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Aloy :
Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Useyour Blain(brain), use yourblainnn ..........-----------------------
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Aloy :
Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?PCK :
Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah,you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Notthe same shiok feeling mah. Corlight(correct) or not?------------------------------
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Aloy :
Why is making love carried out in private ?PCK :
Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, useyour blainnnnn . you go and dig yournose in flont of your wholeclass izit ?? Stupid lah!!---------------------------------
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Aloy :
Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK :
Aiyah ...... best in Singaporeand JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!---------------------------------
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okok..i know its a lil lame..but my blog nids sum entertainment dei!!lol1..
haf fun!!