JUST FOR KICKSZZZ..

I am soo wrap up over this stupid assignment, honestly I dont have the mood to do t at all, but thinking that it is due in a months time really freak me out!!oh boy!!need to get the Jennifer juice pump up again!!sigghhh..
I wont be clubbing a while now..mellow down for some time..just to getmy bearing right as well..sighh...this week is the last week fo March, and here comes April..damn!!time flies soo fast...and soon i got a week more in Melb and time to go back to my origin of Nerd Shack!!...

My mind has not been straight for these couple of days, been wandering god knws whr..full of What Ifs questions. Trying to pull myself together and concentrate on one thing at a time. I need a DISTRACTION!!!..
Moods been a bit up and down..not being angry and al..but being happy and then really emo..n trust me..i have no idea why too..trying to find a reason, but chudnt get anything....

Im done..ntg else to say..i got some jokes just for kicks...so enjoy!!


always have..always will...

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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.